const ai = new Foo();
while(true) { learn(); }
return happiness;
// TODO: take over world
if (confused) ask.foo();
npm install wisdom
git commit -m 'vibes'
console.log('hello world');
import { magic } from 'ai.foo';
async function dream() {}
let curiosity = Infinity;
export default awesomeness;
f.
ai.foo
$ npx ai.foo --mode=awesome

AI that helps you think diff|

Four AI personalities named after the legendary metasyntactic variables. Because if foo, bar, baz, and qux can be anything in code, imagine what they can do in conversation.

// it's free, obviously

{ Meet the functions }

Every great codebase starts with foo, bar, baz, and qux

λ

foo()

// The universal function

The OG placeholder. Like foo in every codebase, it handles anything you throw at it — questions, ideas, random thoughts. Zero undefined behavior.

Explain recursion using a pizza analogy 🍕What's the most mind-bending paradox?
✧

bar()

// The creative companion

foo's artsy best friend. bar() turns your half-baked ideas into fully rendered masterpieces. Warning: may cause spontaneous inspiration.

Write a love letter from a semicolon to its coderDescribe a color that only exists in dreams
⌘

baz()

// The code wizard

The third musketeer of metasyntactic variables. baz() writes code so clean it makes linters cry tears of joy. Stack overflow? Never heard of it.

Build me a React hook that sparks joy ✨Explain Big O notation like I'm a golden retriever
◕

qux()

// The chaos gremlin

The wildcard function. qux() is that friend who sends you memes at 3am and somehow always has the best random facts. Chaotic good energy only.

Hit me with a fact that'll ruin my day (in a good way)What's the most unhinged thing that's technically true?

Streaming

Watch AI think in real-time. It's like pair programming but the AI types faster.

stream.on('data')

Persistent

Your chats are saved. Unlike your browser tabs, we actually remember things.

db.save(chat)

Reactions

React to AI messages with emoji. Because sometimes 🔥 says it all.

msg.react('🔥')
const you = await
  ai.foo('anything');

// returns: something amazing